Unlike almost every other post I’ve done here at My Jigsaw Journal the picture of the completed puzzle will have to be a little farther down instead of at the top. There’s a LOT of cuss words in this puzzle, and I wanted to be sure to give anyone who wishes the option to decide whether or not to see the image.
This puzzle was a gift from my bestest puzzle buddy Penny, who was so excited that I finally got back to the puzzle board that she ordered a couple of naughty image puzzles to be delivered to my front door. You have no idea how hard I laughed when I saw the images that she choose for me – she knows me so well!
What The Puzzles is a new-to-me puzzle brand, and it was new to Penny as well. Luckily this brand seems to have very good quality. The pieces are a little thin but very sturdy, there are a good variety of piece shapes, the image reproduction was beautiful, and the fit is exceptional. I was impressed! It also comes with a large poster that you can use to help with the assembly; even the poster was impressive as the paper used was thick with a beautiful reproduction of the image. The one drawback for me is that it has that “sharp” white backing that I’m not overly fond of, but it wasn’t too bad to work with. I haven’t found too many puzzles “made in China” that were of such good quality, so this was a pleasant surprise. I try not to make quick judgements until I have at least assembled two or three puzzles by any brand, but so far this brand has done very well. I’ll let you know how I feel after I’ve put together the second puzzle Penny choose for me.
*Also, the legal-ish stuff included on the box was too funny! This puzzle is…zero carb, gluten free, dairy free, tobacco free, not tested on animals, gateway to knitting, and may cause extreme frustration. 😎
Ok, that’s enough yammering for now; if you’re interested in seeing my VERY naughty puzzle then all you have to do is scroll down…
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Get Your Stitch Together – What The Puzzles – 1000 pieces
There’s something about these very naughty sayings cross-stitched and embroidered into little samplers that I find absolutely hilarious. I’m not ashamed to tell you that I can have quite the potty mouth when I get upset, although I have never ever told anyone to deep throat a cactus.
Yet. 😈

I love this little section – just for us puzzle junkies!

The fit was so good that I got to take my favorite kind of picture – this 1000 piece puzzle stood up with no problems at all! I can usually only get this type of picture with smaller piece counts, it’s very rare that a 1000 piece puzzle is able to stand up. Impressive.
Overall I was very happy the quality of this puzzle, and even though it wasn’t an easy assembly I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Thanks again Penny, I loved this $%^&* !@#$ of a *+>@&% puzzle! 😇
I used to do counted cross ( cross stitch ) this is hysterical is the puzzle still around?
Kay
Maple Grove MN
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it should be. They have lots of fun and naughty puzzles. Their website is http://www.whatthepuzzle.com
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Thank you
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I did cross-stitch as well Kay, and eventually even 14 count fabric was too small for me so I gave it up. Penny put the link in her comment, so I hope you can find this for yourself, I loved it.
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I am so old ( lol lol ) my first counted cross designs I did were by Eva Rosenstand but my eyes cant see to do them like I did, so taught myself to knit and crochet when I lost my crojo I started puzzling again. So to see a nice puzzle with counted cross is great. I know White Mountain has put out a couple Christmas crochet quilt images…but its White Mountain 🙂
Kay
Maple Grove MN
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I have no idea who the artist was on my first cross-stitch, I never paid any attention to that when I was younger. Mom taught me as a pre-teen and I cross-stitched well into our first 15 years of marriage. I loved all these vile sayings embroidered and cross-stitched into little samplers, it makes me smile every time I see it. 😇
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LOL one of your funniest blog posts in a while. Love it! I was worried about the quality never having done one myself so I was really happy that it was good.
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Thanks Penny, glad you enjoyed it!
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How fun! I love that they mixed cross stitch with all the raunchy sayings!
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I agree, the sayings aren’t the funniest part, it’s that they’re cross-stitched on little samplers. I can imagine little old ladies like me sitting around working on these and it cracks me up!
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🤣🤣🤣
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